Oops, forgot the commentary..This is an imitation of Wikipedia and a different version of events according to some, who apparently have a sense of humour. They must be of the same opinion as I about Wikipedia which has become a laughable joke as way too many people have already confessed to changing information according to their doctrinal leanings, instead of telling and entering the truth or facts..
The AGW hysteric Hansen and Johann Hari -
The columnist has also confessed to editing his own Wikipedia entry -- as well as those of others with whom he had disagreements, in "ways that were juvenile or malicious". The admission follows an investigation into his conduct by ex-Independent editor Andreas Whittam Smith.
Wikipedia may just as well be a comedy just like this site is..
Feminism is a movement aimed at the promotion of parity between the sexes in political, economic and social rights, with particular emphasis of improving the position of women. Feminists believe that Women are equal to Men. They believe that by believing in such equality they prove themselves to be superior.
Allied to this cause is the notion that women are superhuman beings with god-like wisdom, and yet at the same time fragile little girls. In compensation for years of subjugation, women should, and must, have absolute power over men, and until they do, every woman is so oppressed that she cannot possibly be held responsible for anything she does.
The early campaigners for the vote: The Lollagettes
In the early 1900s when feminists campaigned for the vote (lollage), much violence occurred. Certain feminists were simply not aroused enough by the 'peaceful' regime which involved the frequent molestation of the most senior prime ministers! They broke away from the NUWSS (Naked udderless women seeking sexuality) and became the WSPU (Whale sex pornography unlimited). Demanding their right to vote (suffrage) but for women known as lollage, they were names the Lollagettes.
Even though women received the vote after publicly memorizing the first five letters of the alphabet in 1993, to this day a number of blonde lollagettes still campaign...
Captain Carly, better known as Leslie, is a strong supporter of the feminist movement since he became one in 1819, he was the first boy to become a girl and turn into a feminist.
Serious objections have been raised to this name, because of its male based first syllable. New suggestions are womenstruation, girlstruation, lesbstruation, bleedingbitchstruation and wecontrolallmendoasyouaretoldstruation, "Frustration" also works and it has the best description already for it. When it was pointed out that the root of the word was not actually men but menstrus - which is Latin for "month," the feminists killed 17 men in retaliation for pointing out one of the many flaws in their logic. It has since become taboo to point out any flaws in a feminist's logic.
“All men are rapists and that's all they are.”
~ Marilyn French
Feminists have, like jews, 10 commandments in which all feminists must swear are true before becoming an accepted believer.
Men do not have 10 times as much testosterone as women.
Men are socially constructed.
Men are assholes.
Witchcraft is safer and more reliable than math and science.
Lesbianism can conjure up babies (but only females).
Women having total power is equal (superior).
Males are a different species from females.
Dicks are evil.
False rape/stalking/gay allegations are a mighty sword feminist are proud to wield.
Women are super-human.
These Ten Commandments were revealed to ancient feminists by the (obviously) female prophet "Joses", "which is where men who killed Joses got their name for Jesus and Moses, both hopeless rapists".
Feminists also claim that heaven was on Earth and the world was completely sexless and peaceful after God banished Adam to his room for tricking Eve into masturbating with an apple. However, Adam was soon let out and joined with the devil, causing destruction and sexual desires all across the world. The only way to repent, feminists say, is to "give your wife the male position" and let her rape your ass till' the Earth will nova in 2012.
“When a woman reaches orgasm with a man she is only collaborating with the patriarchal system, eroticizing her own oppression...”
~ Sheila Jeffrys
Feminists believe that men have dominated history, and women have been ignored, with few exceptions. Their response is to reclaim history as herstory and show the world the importance of women. Again - do not try to point out the flawed logic of this idea, as 'history' is in fact derived from the Greek/Latin historias meaning knowledge or learning - nothing whatsoever to do with men.
The first person on the moon is now Nellie Armstrong, and the most famous leader of Rome is now Julie Caesar. Gloria Steinem and Rosie O'Donnell are now to be thought of as male.
Mainstream herstorians widely regard "history" as "utter bullcrap," as women have yet to prove themselves capable of anything outside of their traditional roles of "baking and baby-making," and it is unlikely that any such event has ever occurred. It is worth pointing out due to female failure in their two traditional pursuits, they are about as "valuable to society as a bicycle to a fish."
Modern Feminism was originally put forward as a joke in ancient Greek times by Ironicles, a philosopher and close friend of Aristotle, and after whom we have the English word irony, a joke nobody understands. Ironicles presented the idea as a satirical view of a society out of control, stating "where the women feel beauty is wrong, where the horses ride women, and who the hell invited the reindeer?" (See: Soviet Russia). The confusion over the last point was recently cleared up when evidence was found of an audience member (most likely Popsicles) proclaiming "get the stupid sod off, she's been on the wine again....tosspot." It is rumored that 115 years later, the great Testicles was castrated by a rabid feminist, released into the Colosseum too early. Apparently, Greek culture had a great influence on Saxons as well.