The Reality Blog

The scanner would have forewarned and froe-armed right here. A distinct need..

Over the past few decades there have been some claims of interest raised and then through lack of interest of keeping the lie alive or those claims were just downright delusional, only really existed in the minds of the delusional, whom I will not name...alright slut-feminists..

That's just the thing, catching on..

They introduced the "Multitasking" ability, that apparently only women possessed. They were actually capable of using a phone on one ear/shoulder, holding a child in one arm and stirring some contents in a pot on the stove (no sammich making though). That became representative of the "Multitasking" ability of the opposite sex. One would stare incredulously at the screen when one read that hyped up irrelevant drivel and wondered what a drummer in a band was doing, while singing at the same time, nope that was something else. Just as one would be even more incredulous as a member of that same sex actually used it for bragging rights.

Meanwhile ofcourse, that multitasking ability is of no advantage and leads to work or actions being superficial, inefficient or negligible. Apparently to perform any set function that requires concentration is not included when undertaking the multitasking actions. Oh dear. It was so popular. Also it appears that both sexes are quite capable of performing it, but most do not bother as quality beats quantity... 

It could be an accessory..

Anyway, I had that experience late last year and the culprit was in actual fact, a nurse. One assumes that nurses are intelligent, as they are educated, maybe that may have been the problem..

When she overheard the conversation I was having with my daughter about an article I was reading. I mentioned that the multitasking ability was somewhat of a disadvantage and the nurse overheard it and yelled out a response that "only wimmin could and men can't". Now I am never one to sit back and accept obvious blatant lies, misinformation or exaggerations,  even in passing, so one did ofcourse straighten her world view out, much to her disgust. The same response I received a few months earlier, while I was visiting a relative, a young female commented out loud "All men are the same". When I suggested that she desist from maligning me, as I did not even know who she was. I proceeded to inform her that if she persisted in maligning my sex, then I would start on hers (she was already well aware where that would go), that had the appropriate response and bought her back to Earth with a thud and as she stood there with an open mouth, stunned, but only for about three seconds though, a lifetime apparently when having a good gossip session..

Started already..

The point of all this was to see if we could determine how we could guage the varying behavioural patterns of the opposite sex, the loving to psycho in 30 seconds, question.  Wondering why no one had yet invented some type of warning mechanism/device that would indicate what stage the opposite sex was in her monthly cycle. The gadget itself would not have to be prominent or obvious. A colour would indicate what level the PMS was at present and whether or not the slightest issue would turn her into a raging, screaming harridan, capable of dismembering or causing grievous bodily harm.

Maybe a new age"mood" ring would suffice or some miniature LEDs displayed just under the bottom eyelid, flashing red when required, projecting "Run" on the wall when circumstances were desperate. Maybe some thing less obtrusive, like a hand held scanner that could sense the condition level with a quick scan, be taken at least twenty paces away, just in case. Surely there would be a huge market for it. One could have one permanently installed in the house and a warning would sound as one entered the front door. Maybe a mobile model supplied to all the HR departments, to all businesses, so whenever they received another one of those copious complaints of feelings being hurt, they could just do a quick scan and if it shows red, just give her the rest of the day/week off..

Another variation..

It would do wonders for the employee relationships  as well as partner/personal relationships. I cannot understand why no one has introduced one yet. Maybe some time in the future, eh!!

I have actually done this myself, bored, on a long journey, one does mind games to pass the time. In my case it was working out what distance I was traveling in meters per second while doing 100 kilometers per hour. I forgot the answer..

Here we have one of those deep meaningful questions about life in general, these need to be answered, dammit..
This particular one was not that difficult as you will hear. It was "How far would you travel in one hour while travelling at 80MPH". Theoretically, this is not a difficult question but have a look at the thinking process while she tries to derive the obvious answer..

The reason for this demonstration is to explain how feminists derive their opinions, explanations and their delusional variable statistics, they continually produce using that same methodology. Fascinating, it does explain the female mind and the processes it follows so clearly..

I did like this explanation..

Leading feminist mathematician or VAWA’s head DV and rape stats number cruncher?

Occasionally you come across an image that either deserves a second look or makes you wonder what they are really all about. On other occasions, you would be glad that someone had to deal with the situation rather than you..

Sometimes, one is that astounded as to even respond like this first image..

Dejavu..

As some may have already gathered, I'm a skeptic. My time in the closet has come to an end and I must expose myself and tell all and sundry that, well, it's true..It's a bit like admitting that one is really the Hunchback of Notre Dame. A mutant, wearer of the tin foil hat according to the real believers. I become a purveyor of the endless drivel one must swallow to being the opposite, that was was just too great.

I found this declaration below and it forced me to finally come to the decision that I can no longer pretend otherwise. Having searched through the plethora of alternative views. It was this image below which finally determined that it was too selfish to enjoy all that comedy on my own and I should share it far and wide..

So I thought I would share this brilliant piece of artistry, with all and sundry, as it represented precisely what the general consensus is in this ongoing "war on warmist doctrine"..

Is it cold or is it my imagination..

Link..

This is definitely not safe for work or to be played out load in company unless it's at some dudes home, cause it's that funny..

We have a true analytical explanation on "Sex in the City 2" by comedian Reginald D. Hunter, name inventing proponent on SITC2, specialising in behaviour and SITC2 mentality..

Action Alert: Media Release from the Nobel Awards Committee.. 

 It has been the decision of the committee of the Nobel Awards to change certain procedures in their presentation methodology. It has been bought to the attention of the Nobel Awards committee that individuals were disguising themselves as member of the opposite sex when receiving awards.

According to Gertrude Roggebrood, the committee Media Liaison and Agitprop Officer, stated “ We are very disappointed to see this behaviour taking place and we will make every effort to put an end to it, this type of behaviour must be stopped”.
The Nobel Awards committee was appalled to find that almost all of the award winners were disguised as men instead of showing themselves for whom they really were..

 The committee for the Advancement of Reality and Exposure also made a similar statement which confirmed the appalling situation would indeed be exposed and reality, encouraged. Their spokesperson stated that “We were appalled and astounded to find this type of behaviour is still being undertaking by award recipients” said Morgana Sourdough, the committees' Public Interdepartmental Fraternity Commissariat Liaison specialist..

 The Nobel Awards Committee have discovered that the majority of men, who have received awards for Medical, Science and Technology discoveries were not really men at all, as the Local Charter of the Feminist Hegemonists, recently informed the committee. They indicated in their letter to the Nobel Awards Committee, that it was not possible for men to be so over presented in those disciplines and that the committee should include as part of their assessment, a procedure of determining the real sex of the award recipient . “We” as the Local chapter of the Feminist Hegemonists explained “are convinced that one sex was being objectified to such a degree that they were too embarrassed to show themselves as being the right sex from the very start. We blame the “Awards committee” for their bias and discrimination”..

The Swedish Government also stated that they were really appalled at the situation. They stated that it would never happen in their politically correct society as the Department on Conniption was especially set up to combat any such situations, designed to stamp it out before it ever happened..

The Local Chapter of Feminist Hegemonists declared that they would ensure those unfortunate women would be granted a special award for being forced to humiliate themselves publicly by organising a “Cross-Dressers Revolt” protest and are considering organising those protests world wide, as a show of support and solidarity. They will use the slogan “Expose Yourself for what you really are” and assured this newspaper Journalist that they would have a massive following..”We will request all participants dress up as men to show their support for these unfortunate women” .

The posters have already been designed and distributed..

Christian J..