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We look like, who ?


I was somewhat taken aback when another armchair expert considered that an MRA or any member of the MRM, should not indulge in any other activity, besides continually raising endless arguments pertaining to the subject. My response was that if one consistently and persistently carried out those instruction, one would suffer from psychological afflictions and mental disorders  just like them do.

The brain would atrophy and commence deteriorating. One would suffer the same perverted view those "Pro-SCUM Femakazi, self claimed experts" suffer from..

Not really thatt interested..

One occasionally needs and demands a change to lighten the load, reduce the malice and vitriol, unless one becomes just like them. They ofocurse, hate everything and everybody and live on a constant diet of permenant irritation. Here is one response that comes to mind..

WHAT ARE THESE WOMEN DOING ?
Find the answer at the bottom..


 





They were all trying to sneeze !!

Why, what were you thinking ?

The scanner would have forewarned and froe-armed right here. A distinct need..


Over the past few decades there have been some claims of interest raised and then through lack of interest of keeping the lie alive or those claims were just downright delusional, only really existed in the minds of the delusional, whom I will not name...alright slut-feminists..

That's just the thing, catching on..
They introduced the "Multitasking" ability, that apparently only women possessed. They were actually capable of using a phone on one ear/shoulder, holding a child in one arm and stirring some contents in a pot on the stove (no sammich making though). That became representative of the "Multitasking" ability of the opposite sex. One would stare incredulously at the screen when one read that hyped up irrelevant drivel and wondered what a drummer in a band was doing, while singing at the same time, nope that was something else. Just as one would be even more incredulous as a member of that same sex actually used it for bragging rights.

Meanwhile ofcourse, that multitasking ability is of no advantage and leads to work or actions being superficial, inefficient or negligible. Apparently to perform any set function that requires concentration is not included when undertaking the multitasking actions. Oh dear. It was so popular. Also it appears that both sexes are quite capable of performing it, but most do not bother as quality beats quantity... 

It could be an accessory..
Anyway, I had that experience late last year and the culprit was in actual fact, a nurse. One assumes that nurses are intelligent, as they are educated, maybe that may have been the problem..

When she overheard the conversation I was having with my daughter about an article I was reading. I mentioned that the multitasking ability was somewhat of a disadvantage and the nurse overheard it and yelled out a response that "only wimmin could and men can't". Now I am never one to sit back and accept obvious blatant lies, misinformation or exaggerations,  even in passing, so one did ofcourse straighten her world view out, much to her disgust. The same response I received a few months earlier, while I was visiting a relative, a young female commented out loud "All men are the same". When I suggested that she desist from maligning me, as I did not even know who she was. I proceeded to inform her that if she persisted in maligning my sex, then I would start on hers (she was already well aware where that would go), that had the appropriate response and bought her back to Earth with a thud and as she stood there with an open mouth, stunned, but only for about three seconds though, a lifetime apparently when having a good gossip session..

Started already..
The point of all this was to see if we could determine how we could guage the varying behavioural patterns of the opposite sex, the loving to psycho in 30 seconds, question.  Wondering why no one had yet invented some type of warning mechanism/device that would indicate what stage the opposite sex was in her monthly cycle. The gadget itself would not have to be prominent or obvious. A colour would indicate what level the PMS was at present and whether or not the slightest issue would turn her into a raging, screaming harridan, capable of dismembering or causing grievous bodily harm.

Maybe a new age"mood" ring would suffice or some miniature LEDs displayed just under the bottom eyelid, flashing red when required, projecting "Run" on the wall when circumstances were desperate. Maybe some thing less obtrusive, like a hand held scanner that could sense the condition level with a quick scan, be taken at least twenty paces away, just in case. Surely there would be a huge market for it. One could have one permanently installed in the house and a warning would sound as one entered the front door. Maybe a mobile model supplied to all the HR departments, to all businesses, so whenever they received another one of those copious complaints of feelings being hurt, they could just do a quick scan and if it shows red, just give her the rest of the day/week off..
Another variation..

It would do wonders for the employee relationships  as well as partner/personal relationships. I cannot understand why no one has introduced one yet. Maybe some time in the future, eh!!


Over the last couple of weeks there has been some rather interesting variables on the Manophere that would make you wonder if the battle was over and the post traumatic, aftermath was in progress..

Enlightening issues surfaced with regularity, as you would have witnessed on this blog as well. One cannot concentrate solely on the evil that is feminism, without taking some break in order to recharge the batteries and reassess the situation and plan our new strategies. It's a lot more fun as well..

First, we have Bill at "The Spearhead" issuing a poll to determine which feminist is the least obnoxious. Be it Valenti or Marcotte. I have found it difficult to distinguish between the two, as they seem to wallow in the same level of snipe and snark apart from the fact that they may even be twins. Obviously the outcome of that poll will do nothing nothing for poor little Marcotte, as it demonstrates that a night with her would be comparable with having a root canal removed without the anesthetic. Valenti got the nod for best shaggability of the two and should be awarded some trophy to mark the special occassion. Maybe something in plastic that runs on batteries..

Marcotte
Valenti



Go ahead, tell them apart. They could even be evil twins. Some features and attitude. Does make one question the effectiveness of birth control or even the morning after pill..

The Hawaiian Libertarian broadens our knowledge about the local language with "Mo'olelo 'auana" .

Where as Fidelbogen at "The Counter Feminist" puts it on the line with

"If You Call Yourself a Feminist, You Will be Treated Like One",

The False Rape Society, the one single site who has been drawing attention to the obvious and has been proven to be very affective tool at spreading the message. It demonstrates that there is one sex who does not like the idea of the truth being promoted and would happily shut this excellent site down if they could. That has ofcourse been tried in the past with every MRM sites and blogs..

If we lived in a "rape culture," how would the Max Nicastro story be reported?

Girl's rape claim was false.

We cannot go past an excellent article about the MRM on World News Daily, that showed our young struggling movement. This does not happen anymore with the majority of MSM but the journalist that wrote the article actually contacted some of the people involved to ask questions. So, top marks to that site and to the standards they obviously maintain.

The AVfM site has ofcourse introduced a few topics of interest as they push the words on the lips of every MRA, "FTSU"..

Setting the Record Straight..

MELT: Campaign for Justice.

There are ofcourse copious other places on the web that promote, argue and discuss plenty of topics about men and the society that we live in. More links in the right side bar to have a look at, so you don't have to try and find them yourself. Broadening one's information about the MRM has to be a priority as there are so much false, fake,  malicious and nasty information out there designed to minimise our effectiveness, still our voice and negate our legitimate course of action..

Christian J.





Action Alert: Media Release from the Nobel Awards Committee.. 

 It has been the decision of the committee of the Nobel Awards to change certain procedures in their presentation methodology. It has been bought to the attention of the Nobel Awards committee that individuals were disguising themselves as member of the opposite sex when receiving awards.

According to Gertrude Roggebrood, the committee Media Liaison and Agitprop Officer, stated “ We are very disappointed to see this behaviour taking place and we will make every effort to put an end to it, this type of behaviour must be stopped”.
The Nobel Awards committee was appalled to find that almost all of the award winners were disguised as men instead of showing themselves for whom they really were..

 The committee for the Advancement of Reality and Exposure also made a similar statement which confirmed the appalling situation would indeed be exposed and reality, encouraged. Their spokesperson stated that “We were appalled and astounded to find this type of behaviour is still being undertaking by award recipients” said Morgana Sourdough, the committees' Public Interdepartmental Fraternity Commissariat Liaison specialist..

 The Nobel Awards Committee have discovered that the majority of men, who have received awards for Medical, Science and Technology discoveries were not really men at all, as the Local Charter of the Feminist Hegemonists, recently informed the committee. They indicated in their letter to the Nobel Awards Committee, that it was not possible for men to be so over presented in those disciplines and that the committee should include as part of their assessment, a procedure of determining the real sex of the award recipient . “We” as the Local chapter of the Feminist Hegemonists explained “are convinced that one sex was being objectified to such a degree that they were too embarrassed to show themselves as being the right sex from the very start. We blame the “Awards committee” for their bias and discrimination”..

The Swedish Government also stated that they were really appalled at the situation. They stated that it would never happen in their politically correct society as the Department on Conniption was especially set up to combat any such situations, designed to stamp it out before it ever happened..

The Local Chapter of Feminist Hegemonists declared that they would ensure those unfortunate women would be granted a special award for being forced to humiliate themselves publicly by organising a “Cross-Dressers Revolt” protest and are considering organising those protests world wide, as a show of support and solidarity. They will use the slogan “Expose Yourself for what you really are” and assured this newspaper Journalist that they would have a massive following..”We will request all participants dress up as men to show their support for these unfortunate women” .

The posters have already been designed and distributed..

Christian J..

Comedy does come in many forms and as the saying goes "A picure is worth a thousand words" is one hundred percent spot on..

Here's proof..

Someone having fun with Photoshop..

If only..

Erm..

The Force is strong with this one..

Kids using unidentifiable new hand held devices..

Canine Comment ?..

I wonder if they stand for the same meaning..

And ofcourse we cannot escape the verbals for humour..